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I can’t wait to take a shit in your new home card

I can’t wait to take a shit in your new home card

£3.59
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For the friendships where nothing is off limits 😂🏡
This bold and cheeky new home card is perfect for celebrating a friend’s new place with a bit of humour. Definitely not your average housewarming card!


Product Details:
Square greeting card
Premium quality cardstock
Comes with envelope
Blank inside for your own message


Perfect for:
Close friends
Best mates
Housewarming gifts
Couples with a sense of humour

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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