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Happy Birthday Rude Scratch Card
£3.79
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Surprise them with the ultimate birthday prank! This premium square scratch card pairs an elegant gold-and-white design with a hilariously blunt reveal. At first glance, it looks like a high-end gift—but once they scratch the gold foil, they’ll find "Absolutely fucking nothing" waiting for them.
Quality: Printed on premium card.
Size: Sleek square format.
Included: Comes with a matching high-quality envelope.
Vibe: Perfect for friends with a dry sense of humor
- Premium Quality: We don't skimp on the feel. This card is printed on high-quality, heavy-duty cardstock with a professional matte finish, ensuring it feels as good as it looks.
- Perfectly Sized: Standard square size, making it easy to mail or tuck into a gift bag.
- Blank Inside: We’ve left the inside completely blank, giving you all the space you need to write your own personal message—whether that's more jokes or a rare moment of sincerity.
- Ready to Gift: Each card comes paired with a high-quality envelope, so you’re ready to send it out the moment it arrives.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
