The Digital Vibe
Sit On My Face
Sit On My Face
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Not one for subtle romance? This bold and cheeky A5 card says exactly what you’re thinking 😈
Perfect for couples with a great sense of humour, this card is ideal if your love language is sarcasm, confidence and a little bit of spice.
Guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a raised eyebrow), this card is made for partners who appreciate rude humour and honest affection.
💌 Card Details
Size: A5
Printed on premium quality card stock
Blank inside for your own message
Includes envelope
Designed and printed with care
🔥 Perfect For
Valentine’s Day
Long-term partners
Boyfriend / Girlfriend
Husband / Wife
Couples who love rude & funny cards
Delivery
Delivery
Free delivery over £25 — under that, it's calculated at checkout based on weight. Every order is dispatched within 48 hours.
Personalisation
Personalisation
Want something made just for you? Head to our Custom Designs collection, tell us what you're picturing, and we'll bring it to life.
Returns & Damaged Items
Returns & Damaged Items
Something arrived damaged or wrong? Message us with a photo and your order number and we'll sort it — refund, replacement, whatever gets you smiling again.
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