Funny Rude Valentine’s Card for Him | Cheeky Love Card
Not every Valentine’s card needs to be romantic… some just need to be honest. This bold, tongue-in-cheek Valentine’s card is perfect for couples who show love with sarcasm, banter and zero filters.
Featuring the unapologetically cheeky message “This card sucks… but I swallow”, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a raised eyebrow). Ideal for boyfriends, husbands or partners who appreciate adult humour and playful confidence.
🖤 Card Details
Size: A5
Premium quality card
Blank inside for your own message
Supplied with envelope
Printed in the UK
Suitable for adults only
🔥 Perfect For
Valentine’s Day for him
Boyfriend or husband
Couples with savage humour
Anti-romantic Valentine vibes
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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