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Funny Rude Valentine’s Card for Him | Cheeky Love Card

Funny Rude Valentine’s Card for Him | Cheeky Love Card

£3.49
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Not every Valentine’s card needs to be romantic… some just need to be honest. This bold, tongue-in-cheek Valentine’s card is perfect for couples who show love with sarcasm, banter and zero filters.
Featuring the unapologetically cheeky message “This card sucks… but I swallow”, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a raised eyebrow). Ideal for boyfriends, husbands or partners who appreciate adult humour and playful confidence.


🖤 Card Details
Size: A5
Premium quality card
Blank inside for your own message
Supplied with envelope
Printed in the UK
Suitable for adults only


🔥 Perfect For
Valentine’s Day for him
Boyfriend or husband
Couples with savage humour
Anti-romantic Valentine vibes

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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