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Rude Valentine’s Day Card | When I touch myself
£3.49
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Not your typical romantic Valentine’s card 😏
This bold, sweary A5 Valentine’s card is perfect for couples who communicate almost entirely through sarcasm, eye-rolling and dark humour.
Sweet hearts on the outside… brutal honesty on the inside. Ideal for partners who know it’s all love really (even if they are a headache).
⚠️ Please Note
Contains strong language
Intended for adults only
Not suitable for easily offended recipients
💌 Card Details
Size: A5
Printed on premium quality card stock
Blank inside for your own message
Includes envelope
Professionally printed with vibrant colour
😂 Perfect For
Valentine’s Day
Long-term relationships
Husbands, wives, partners
Couples who love rude humour
Anyone who hates cheesy romance
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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