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Merry Christmas Bitch
£3.59
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This one's for your favourite person who absolutely deserves a bit of festive sass, isn't it? You know the one – they'll get it, they'll laugh, and they'll probably send you a knowing look across the sprouts at Christmas dinner. Imagine their reaction when they open this gem amongst all the traditional fluff; it's a guaranteed moment of pure, unadulterated joy (and maybe a snort of wine). Go on, make their Christmas truly unforgettable with a proper laugh.
We've printed this cracker on seriously good, premium card stock that feels robust and weighty in your hand – no flimsy business here, honestly. The colours are properly vibrant too, so that cheeky message really pops. Each card comes with a crisp white envelope, making it ready for posting or hand-delivering with a wink. The inside is left totally blank, giving you plenty of room to scribble your own wonderfully inappropriate message.
Details:
• Size: Square
• Printed on premium quality card stock
• Comes with a white envelope
• Blank inside — ready for your personal message
• Created, made and shipped from the UK
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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