{"product_id":"merry-christmas-bitch-square-card-for-a-cheeky-christmas-message","title":"Merry Christmas Rude Santa","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one's for your favourite person who absolutely deserves a bit of festive sass, isn't it? You know the one – they'll get it, they'll laugh, and they'll probably send you a knowing look across the sprouts at Christmas dinner. Imagine their reaction when they open this gem amongst all the traditional fluff; it's a guaranteed moment of pure, unadulterated joy (and maybe a snort of wine). Go on, make their Christmas truly unforgettable with a proper laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've printed this cracker on seriously good, premium card stock that feels robust and weighty in your hand – no flimsy business here, honestly. The colours are properly vibrant too, so that cheeky message really pops. Each card comes with a crisp white envelope, making it ready for posting or hand-delivering with a wink. The inside is left totally blank, giving you plenty of room to scribble your own wonderfully inappropriate message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Size: Square\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Printed on premium quality card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Comes with a white envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Blank inside — ready for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Created, made and shipped from the UK\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paca Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55352514150729,"sku":"100","price":3.59,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/7718\/5609\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_b3550c48-52df-449b-ab21-5e6d3cab61c2.png?v=1789497495","url":"https:\/\/pacaprints.com\/products\/merry-christmas-bitch-square-card-for-a-cheeky-christmas-message","provider":"PacaPrints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}